子说

老爸牵着儿子在街上走，突然老爸的裤子掉下来了，老爸为了防止泄密，不是拉起裤子，而是恶狠狠的对儿子说，闭上眼睛，别看，不然老子把眼睛给你挖了。

传Google Earth因涉及泄密将被严管，网友质疑在中国范围限制一个世界触手可及的产品有什么用。

广电总局批准“快乐男声”举办后，要求其设计一些公益性内容，参赛曲目要积极健康，弘扬主旋律，尽可能不出现落选歌手泪流满面、亲友抱头痛哭、歌迷狂热呼叫等场面和镜头。

来自新闻《广电总局要求“快乐男声”删减落选歌手流泪镜头》。
无需评论，这本来就是最大的冷笑话。

First they came for the socialists and I did not speak out because I was not a socialist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for me and there was no one left to speak for me.

出自:《德国的浩劫》纳粹如何引导德国走向疯狂 （光明网）